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Total Medals Earned: 16 (From
7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 125 Points
Deliver That Fulp
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Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/155 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
Patience
Unlocked 12/24/09
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory
Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points Discover the backstory.
10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle
Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira
10 Points
Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
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Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/430 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/460 points)
Level Up!
Gem Collector
Unlocked 11/29/09
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster
5 Points
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur
10 Points
Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder
10 Points
Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail
10 Points
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend
25 Points
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge
25 Points
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict
25 Points
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills
25 Points
Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac
50 Points
Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker
50 Points
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac
50 Points
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive
100 Points
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)
Paradox Embrace
Bridging the Gap
Unlocked 1/18/10
5 Points Pass level 1
5 Points Pass level 1
Withered Away
5 Points
Succumb to the clutches of death
Logically Delicious
25 Points
Pass level 6
Master of Mysteries
25 Points
Pass level 9
Naturally Talented
25 Points
Pass levels 1-3
Undeterred
25 Points
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Demon Dodger
50 Points
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Spacetime Traveler
50 Points
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Speedy Runner
50 Points
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Embracer of Paradoxes
100 Points
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 2/28/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 2/28/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 2/28/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Medals Earned: 7/23 (50/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Unlocked 5/24/09
0 Points
Spend less than 5 seconds on the first tutorial.
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/425 points)